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I make this look good.

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? Everybody dance now ?

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Adult Felicia: Ah, the '90s.

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It really was the last great decade.

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Forrest was running,
Cobain was strumming,

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and Shaq was dunking.

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America was getting online,

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and the world seemed
so exciting and new.

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? Give me the music ?

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Even education was changing,
thanks to trailblazers

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like John Glascott.

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Running a school was his dream,

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and his new ideas were truly explosive.

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Oh, dangit!

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Oh, wait, it's invisible.

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- Is he in?
- Don't care.

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Uh, Ms. Cheevers, you
can't let just anyone

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barge into my office.

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Hey! Day one, and here you are.

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- What happened to your door?
- Oh. I had Stanley remove it.

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It's part of my "open door" policy.

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Even the bathrooms?

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What if someone has to go poo-�poo?

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Oh. No, no, no, just my door.

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Oh, God, I hope Stanley understood that.

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Well, good luck.

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I just came to say my final
farewell and give you this.

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Oh, it's...

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your kids?

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It's for your Wall of Fame.

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We don't have a Wall of Fame.

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Ms. Cheevers, make a Wall of Fame.

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? Everybody dance now ?

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Of course, not everyone embraced change,

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especially this guy, Rick Mellor.

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He was your classic gym coach

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whose shorts were short
and whose wisdom ran deep.

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There's no "triumph"
without "try," so try harder!

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Never give up, unless it's a
seat to an old lady on a bus!

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There's nothing sweeter
than the taste of victory...

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except for flan.

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Even though Coach was stuck in his ways,

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you could always count on him
to inspire and protect you.

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Whoa.

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Nobody hit the blonde lady.

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Coach, you are as fine a
gentleman as you are an athlete.

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Well, kindness is just another
muscle, and I keep it jacked.

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These kids are lucky to have you,

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which is why I made you this,

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a little something to remember me by.

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Wow. I feel like a dodgeball
just hit me in the heart.

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Everybody's moving
on, getting promotions,

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and I'm still just the gym teacher.

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Hey, just because they
made Glascott head of school

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doesn't mean the kids still
don't need their favorite coach.

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You're right. No matter what,
I'm about doing what I love,

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and that's inspiring
kids to be their best

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so they can reach
their greatest heights.

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Uh, Coach? I can't get down.

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Not with that attitude!
I believe in you!

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He's been up there over an hour.

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It's gonna be a great
year, Rick. I can feel it.

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Well, ball's in your hands.
I hope you don't choke.

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Are you kidding? I've been waiting

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for this moment my whole life.

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I'm gonna turn this school into a Mecca

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of education and respect.

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Isn't that your Toyota
Tercel over there?

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Oh, no, somebody vandalized
Burgundy Lightning!

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Silly kids and their silly string.

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Nailed it! Let's get to learning!

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God help us all.

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? Everybody dance now ?

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It was September 1, 1990-�something.

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Time for John Glascott

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to make the impact he always dreamed of.

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Which is why it is my pleasure
to officially introduce

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my replacement, John Glascott.

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First on the agenda is, this
is the rocking '90s, people.

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Education is evolving, and we
teachers, we need to be ready.

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- �What's going on here?
- �Here's what's happening, Doc.

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No more throwing chalk at
students in science class

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because, you know, it
traumatizes the children.

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That's why I do it.
Fear stimulates the mind.

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No! These kids need to
feel nurtured and secure.

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And also, from now on, we
can no longer play favorites.

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And, yeah, I'm looking
at you, Susan Cinoman.

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What are you implying?

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I'm implying that you cast the
same old suck�up theater kids

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into all the best parts.

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Oh, well, guilty as charged.

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You about done, boss
man? I got balls to pump.

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Oh, about that, Coach? From
now on, my kids will be playing

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safer games, like badminton
and square dancing,

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instead of the more mean, cruel games,

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like dodgeball and dodgeball.

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Are you nuts? High�octane contact sports

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are the best way to
turn kids into winners!

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Hey, if Mellor's not gonna change,

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I'm gonna keep whapping those
little chatterboxes with chalk.

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If he gets to throw chalk,
then Josh Terissi gets the lead.

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That kid was born to play a singing cat.

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Okay, look.

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I want every child here to feel valued,

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which is why we'll be starting a weekly

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"All School Community
Share Session" in the gym.

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You mean a pep rally?

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Oh, no, it's not a pep rally, Coach.

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This is an open forum for students...

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to celebrate,

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reflect, and bond.

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Hot dog! A pep rally! I'm in!

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No, no, no! It's not a pep rally.

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We'll steal Central's goat mascot,

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and we'll make a straw
dummy of its quarterback,

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and we'll hit it with a stick!

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No. Beating things with sticks
has no place in a share session.

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Great meeting, everybody!

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Come back, everybody!
It's not a pep rally!

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This school is doomed.

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Don't worry, Earl. I give you my word.

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I am 100% dedicated to this school.

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- Your sister called.
- I have to leave the school.

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But when I return, then it's 100%.

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And so the new head of
school left his work family

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to see his real family
�� which was me,

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his niece, Felicia.

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Back then, I was the
perfect storm of bad grades,

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bad decisions, and even worse attitude.

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And that's my mom, Lucy.

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Tough, strong, and raising
two girls on her own.

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Sir, you cannot put

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"Shaggin' Wagon" on a license plate.

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- Come on. I pay taxes.
- I doubt it.

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The woman refused to
ask anyone for help.

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But today, she was desperate.

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John, I called you over an hour ago!

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I know. I'm sorry.

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Felicia got suspended from school.

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Already? How's that possible?

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She got caught selling term papers.

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It's the first day of school.

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They don't even have homework yet.

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Hey, Urkel. No cuts.

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I've been waiting like two hours.

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I'm sorry, sir, but what number are you?

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57.

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That's right. You got me mad.

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You piss me off again, I'm
gonna lose your paperwork,

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even though I have it right here.

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Thank you so much for this.
Can you drive Felicia home?

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Because I have to work until 3:00

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and then go back and pick Gigi up.

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Sure. Also, please try and

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talk some sense into her.

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This clearly seems
like personal business.

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And you're clearly
never gonna drive a car,

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so start thinking about
what color bicycle you want.

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Mom called you?

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- Yes.
- I don't need a lecture.

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Lecture? Hey, it's me, Cool Ol' Uncle J.

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The guy who bought
your first Prince album

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and took you to see "The
Exorcist" when you were 12.

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Yeah, that was fun,

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even though I didn't
sleep for six months.

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Yeah, it was incredibly
terrifying and about the devil.

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It's just a stupid suspension.
It's not a big deal.

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You know what I think?

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I think you're angry
because of the divorce.

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I mean, I warned your mom. You
don't marry a roadie named Bong.

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I appreciate the weird pep
talk, but I don't need a dad.

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I've told you, "Sit down

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and think of something
shorter and less freaky. "

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I'll see you in six hours.

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As Uncle J watched my mom
happily destroy people's souls,

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he got an idea that
changed our family forever.

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Come work in my office!

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Aw, that's sweet, but I got a job.

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At the DMV?

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Look, I've been in here five minutes

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and my soul is dead�� literally, dead.

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But if you work at my school,

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your girls can go there for free.

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It's a fresh start.

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With my know-�it-�all
big brother judging me,

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trying to fix my life? No way.

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Then don't do it for
you. Do it for your kids.

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I've got this, John. I'll figure it out.

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Hey, Uncle J. I don't
need a ride anymore.

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Got you covered, bro.

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Unh�unh, missy.

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I'm coming to work for you.

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My mom changed our whole lives
to get me on the right track...

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Bye, girls!

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...and it was a frigging nightmare.

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That's my little sister, Gigi.

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She was always picked on
for being happy, positive,

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and socially awkward.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Hey, Uncle J. I'm super pumped
to make new best friends.

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I love you, but don't
talk to me till I graduate.

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Hey! Someone's gonna
have to look out for Gigi.

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And lucky for her, she
gets to go to high school

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with her mommy.

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Bye. I'm gonna run ahead
and go put up fliers

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- for my Happy Harmony Club.
- Your what, now?

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I'm starting an a cappella club
that sings Backstreet Boys only.

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Don't worry. Everyone's gonna be fine.

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Let's get to work.

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You're right. What's first?

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I need you to fire a
mean, old white lady.

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Yeah, okay.

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And so my mom became Uncle J's
gatekeeper at the front desk.

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Every school has one, the
eyes and ears of the place.

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And she was damn good at it.

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If you're leaving on the 5:30
bus, you'd better get out there.

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Stop lying to yourself, Ms. Larkin.

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Tyler doesn't have a tummy
ache. He's got an algebra test.

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You are way too good for Todd.

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Now, stop feeling sorry for
yourself, knot up that shirt,

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and go flirt with his best friend.

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Turns out, seven years at the DMV

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taught my mom how to
bring the hammer down,

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which came in handy
with a guy like Coach.

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Hey now! You can't just take those!

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Head of school says,
"No more dodgeball. "

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You can't just take my
balls. Those are my balls.

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Not anymore.

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Yep, things were looking up.

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She took my balls.

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Mom started to think
working for her big brother

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wasn't gonna be a complete disaster.

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- This is a disaster!
- What?

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Of all the kids, she found the bad ones,

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and impressively quick.

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- Who are they?
- Tree people.

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Don't do that!

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Who are tree people?

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A bunch of jokers and tokers

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who spend their lunch
hacky�sacking to Soundgarden.

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That's their leader, Mike Stamm,

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although I don't know
that sourpuss with him.

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- That's my daughter.
- She's lovely.

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Luce, she's only acting
out to express a need.

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You need to give her space
to communicate her feelings.

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She doesn't need feelings.

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She needs competition
to build character.

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There's nothing like the feel
of a trophy in one's hand.

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That's old�fashioned thinking, Rick.

250
00:08:57,387 --> 00:08:59,806
In my school, everyone is
a winner, even if they lose.

251
00:08:59,841 --> 00:09:01,857
But if you lose, you're a loser.

252
00:09:01,892 --> 00:09:03,859
With me in charge,
everyone gets a trophy.

253
00:09:03,894 --> 00:09:06,688
But the losers can't win a
trophy. That makes no sense.

254
00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:08,739
It makes sense because everyone wins.

255
00:09:08,774 --> 00:09:11,315
- Are you two done?
- What if the winners get a giant,

256
00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:14,505
golden trophy and the losers
get a small, crappy one?

257
00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:16,371
The winners get what the losers get.

258
00:09:16,406 --> 00:09:19,555
But how will the winners
rub it in the losers' faces

259
00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:22,704
if everybody's got the
same crappy, little trophy?

260
00:09:22,739 --> 00:09:24,181
Forget about the damn trophies!

261
00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:25,624
What are we gonna do about Felicia?

262
00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:26,715
Okay, let me handle this.

263
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,689
Okay, I need six gallons of Gatorade

264
00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:30,865
and I need my sack of dodgeballs back.

265
00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,006
No. All Felicia needs is real trust

266
00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:34,841
and space to find her own way.

267
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,977
I'm gonna go with my brother on this.

268
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,224
All right. You win this
round, "My brother. "

269
00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:45,519
You do know I'm her
actual brother, right?

270
00:09:45,554 --> 00:09:48,737
I did not.

271
00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:50,649
But you mark my words,
this is far from over.

272
00:09:50,684 --> 00:09:52,407
Pretty sure it's over.

273
00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:54,152
Not until I prove my way of
teaching is better than yours.

274
00:09:54,187 --> 00:09:55,243
Do not prove that.

275
00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:57,364
- Challenge accepted!
- There is no challenge.

276
00:09:57,399 --> 00:09:58,955
May the best man win!

277
00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:01,243
Which is everyone,
because we're all winners!

278
00:10:01,278 --> 00:10:02,661
That makes no sense!

279
00:10:04,401 --> 00:10:07,053
By the end of the week, I
was leader of the tree people

280
00:10:07,225 --> 00:10:09,835
while Gigi was in a club all by herself.

281
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,259
Hey, guys!

282
00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:13,422
I was wondering if anybody wants
to join my Happy Harmony Club.

283
00:10:13,457 --> 00:10:15,524
Sign me up. My name's Pat McGroin.

284
00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,557
Wow! Thanks, Patrick!

285
00:10:17,592 --> 00:10:19,761
Oh, my God, there's no
Pat McGroin. Just go.

286
00:10:19,796 --> 00:10:22,389
Oh, um, okay.

287
00:10:22,424 --> 00:10:23,473
Sorry to bother you.

288
00:10:23,508 --> 00:10:25,774
Class. Now.

289
00:10:25,809 --> 00:10:27,519
What is your glitch?

290
00:10:27,554 --> 00:10:29,069
My glitch?

291
00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:31,064
I thought I told you to
look after your sister.

292
00:10:31,099 --> 00:10:33,764
And go down in flames with her? Pass.

293
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,943
You know, you're
making it very difficult

294
00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:36,618
for me to give you space here.

295
00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:39,260
Well, let me help you with that. Bye.

296
00:10:39,295 --> 00:10:42,165
At least take off that nasty flannel!

297
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,001
There. You got your dodgeballs back.

298
00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:46,872
But in return, you
have to save my daughter

299
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,338
from the tree freaks.

300
00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:49,791
What? I thought you
bought into all that stuff

301
00:10:49,826 --> 00:10:51,758
about rainbows and ponies and trust.

302
00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:54,796
Hey, should we be standing
here? That kid has a javelin.

303
00:10:54,831 --> 00:10:57,764
Oh, please. Look at his
noodle arms. We're fine.

304
00:10:57,799 --> 00:11:00,886
Here's the thing, John can't
know I came to you for help.

305
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,894
I swear to keep it between us.

306
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,348
Besides, I have literally
no one else to tell.

307
00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:06,606
So, what's the plan?

308
00:11:06,641 --> 00:11:08,977
I've got a whole sack
of plans right here.

309
00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:10,395
Let the healing begin.

310
00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:11,653
Whoa!

311
00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:13,530
Good job, Horowitz!

312
00:11:13,565 --> 00:11:16,867
Have at it!

313
00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:20,238
Last thing I ever thought
I'd do was play dodgeball.

314
00:11:20,273 --> 00:11:22,091
Oh, hell no!

315
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:23,874
But Coach was always one step ahead.

316
00:11:23,909 --> 00:11:26,585
In that moment, I let
everything go ��

317
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:30,498
My troubles at school,
my weird little sister,

318
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:34,342
my parents' divorce
and it was awesome.

319
00:11:34,377 --> 00:11:37,005
N�o�o�o�o!

320
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,299
? Check out the hook
while my DJ revolves it ?

321
00:11:39,334 --> 00:11:40,509
? Ice, ice, baby ?

322
00:11:40,544 --> 00:11:42,309
All right, that's game.

323
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:44,513
New girl, huddle up.

324
00:11:44,548 --> 00:11:46,688
Now, tell me, how did that feel?

325
00:11:46,723 --> 00:11:49,184
Honestly fan�frickin�tastic.

326
00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:50,484
You know, our softball
team could use a player

327
00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:52,778
- with a gun like yours.
- Yeah?

328
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:56,031
I don't know. Um, I'll think about it.

329
00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,902
Until then, game on.

330
00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:01,286
? Rollin' in my 5.0 ?

331
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,531
? Put my ragtop down
so my hair can blow ?

332
00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:05,707
What the...?

333
00:12:05,742 --> 00:12:07,285
I'd know that painful,
rubbery sound anywhere.

334
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,621
Somebody's dodging balls!

335
00:12:09,656 --> 00:12:12,422
Ohh!

336
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:14,925
Ow! Cody! I know you
did that on purpose!

337
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,879
Hey, Uncle J, you come to
watch me kick some butt?

338
00:12:17,914 --> 00:12:19,297
I thought I said, "No more dodgeball. "

339
00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:20,597
But it did the trick.

340
00:12:20,632 --> 00:12:22,467
For the first time, I saw Felicia smile.

341
00:12:22,502 --> 00:12:23,934
I told you not to get involved.

342
00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:26,346
But I did, which means
I win the challenge,

343
00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:28,094
and you get no trophy.

344
00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:29,808
There is no challenge.

345
00:12:29,843 --> 00:12:30,857
Says the loser.

346
00:12:30,892 --> 00:12:32,810
For the last time, I'm in charge,

347
00:12:32,845 --> 00:12:34,694
you whistle�toting ding�dong!

348
00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:36,314
Don't you dare bring
my whistle into this.

349
00:12:36,349 --> 00:12:38,525
You wear it everywhere! It's weird!

350
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,939
I saw you at the mall with it.

351
00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:41,481
You want to talk about weird?

352
00:12:41,516 --> 00:12:42,953
You're wearing a sweater vest

353
00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:45,198
and it's 80 degrees out, you cheeseball!

354
00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:46,748
My middle body gets cold.

355
00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:49,744
You're just ticked because
my methods work with Felicia.

356
00:12:49,779 --> 00:12:52,055
They should have given me that job,

357
00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,332
not some touchy�feely pushover.

358
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,709
You're fired!

359
00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:59,511
Who's the pushover now?

360
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,555
After giving Mellor
the boot, Uncle J knew

361
00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:04,697
the faculty would be shaken,
and so he pulled a baller move

362
00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:07,804
and brought them all to the
hottest spot of the '90s ��

363
00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:09,031
Planet Hollywood.

364
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:10,188
Hey, boss. Hmm?

365
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,266
Great place for a faculty mixer.

366
00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:12,232
Yeah, I know.

367
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,644
I heard Bruce Willis
maybe once ate here.

368
00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:16,236
Listen, I got a work question.

369
00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:18,690
Let's say I had a kid,
he's chewing gum in class.

370
00:13:18,725 --> 00:13:20,859
Can I throw something at his body, soft,

371
00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:22,659
like a sponge or a chair?

372
00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:23,987
- �Uh, no.
- �What about a shoe?

373
00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:24,988
- �No.
- �Beanie baby?

374
00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:26,006
- �No.
- �Abacus?

375
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:26,955
- �No.
- �Octopus?

376
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,373
�Mnh�mnh.

377
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,244
Let's not talk shop, pal.
Okay? It's been a long week.

378
00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:34,080
Sorry I'm late. I went to
the other Planet Hollywood.

379
00:13:34,115 --> 00:13:35,415
The closest one to here is Orlando.

380
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:37,007
Uh�huh.

381
00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:38,439
Where's, uh, Coach Mellor?

382
00:13:38,474 --> 00:13:39,801
Glascott gave him the axe.

383
00:13:39,978 --> 00:13:42,387
- What?
- Man has gone mad with power.

384
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,717
I mean, I had to cast a bunch
of tone�deaf losers in "Cats. "

385
00:13:45,752 --> 00:13:49,012
One kid is in a back brace. I
mean, that's not very cat�like!

386
00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,478
I'm gonna walk away now.

387
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:52,265
It's that kind of show. It
brings things up for people.

388
00:13:54,194 --> 00:13:55,984
You fired Mellor?

389
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:58,229
Yeah. He forced Felicia into
a life of physical fitness.

390
00:13:58,264 --> 00:14:00,071
That's because I told him to, dummy!

391
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,337
I thought you finally
agreed to take my advice?

392
00:14:02,372 --> 00:14:04,569
I can't just trust
Felicia. It's ridiculous.

393
00:14:04,604 --> 00:14:05,785
This is so typical.

394
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,426
I do everything I can to help you,

395
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,122
but you just refuse to accept it.

396
00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:10,749
I never asked you to save me, John.

397
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:13,328
You just insist on it because
you think you're better than me.

398
00:14:13,363 --> 00:14:15,330
Yeah, well, here we
are now, all grown�up,

399
00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,870
and your life is still a mess.

400
00:14:16,905 --> 00:14:18,340
And yours is just so perfect.

401
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:21,419
You live in a one �bedroom condo
with a parrot for a roommate.

402
00:14:21,454 --> 00:14:23,213
Don't you dare bring
Feather Locklear into this.

403
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,673
She has been nothing but nice to you.

404
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,056
I hate that bird!

405
00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:28,009
Well, I'm sorry my life
is such a joke to you.

406
00:14:28,044 --> 00:14:30,887
And I'm sorry that I ever took this job.

407
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:37,602
Despite the many setbacks,
Uncle J had not given up

408
00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:40,038
his dream of creating
a supportive school.

409
00:14:40,073 --> 00:14:42,758
Thank you, and welcome to our first ever

410
00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:45,443
"All School Community Share Session"!

411
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:54,167
Oh, bad timing.

412
00:14:54,202 --> 00:14:57,122
Just clearing out my office.
Should I, uh, come back or...

413
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,998
No, just get it over with.

414
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:11,678
Phew. Okay. Time for the
sharing and the caring to begin.

415
00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:12,977
Quakers rule!

416
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:18,914
No. Stop. Please, no
lively marching band.

417
00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:21,980
This is not a pep
rally, people.

418
00:15:22,015 --> 00:15:23,988
Fighting Quaker, be still!

419
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,615
That's detention, you goofy bastard!

420
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:28,027
No, there is no
detention. Sit down, Doc.

421
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,613
Okay, who's ready to come up here

422
00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:31,990
and share their specialness?

423
00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:33,081
Me!

424
00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:34,784
- �Oh, no.
- �Oh, no.

425
00:15:34,819 --> 00:15:36,428
Oh, boy.

426
00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:38,002
Come on, Gi!

427
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,624
Hi. I'm Gigi Somers, founder
of the Happy Harmony Club.

428
00:15:41,659 --> 00:15:43,456
We still need lots of members,

429
00:15:43,491 --> 00:15:45,218
so I thought I'd come up here

430
00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:46,588
and show you what we're all about.

431
00:15:46,623 --> 00:15:48,232
You've got to stop this.

432
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,806
No. This is her passion.

433
00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:51,718
We have to support
it and believe in her.

434
00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:53,470
? You are ?

435
00:15:53,505 --> 00:15:55,687
? My fire ?

436
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,272
- ? The one desire ?
- You have got to stop this!

437
00:15:57,307 --> 00:15:59,642
That's what I just said. John,
they're gonna eat her alive.

438
00:15:59,677 --> 00:16:01,644
You suck!

439
00:16:02,812 --> 00:16:04,814
Oh, no. The eating has begun.

440
00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:07,459
? But we ?

441
00:16:07,494 --> 00:16:10,034
? Are two worlds apart ?

442
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,031
It's okay. I'm a teacher.
I know how to salvage this.

443
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:16,207
Rick, Rick. How's your singing voice?

444
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,702
- �It's amazing.
- �Come back me up.

445
00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:20,128
- �You fired me.
- �There's a kid in trouble.

446
00:16:20,163 --> 00:16:22,415
You, more than anyone else,
knows that comes first.

447
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,375
Always.

448
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:25,717
We going shirts or no shirts?

449
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,094
I don't even understand the question.

450
00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:32,342
? Tell me why, ain't
nothing but a mistake ?

451
00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:33,683
? Tell me why ?

452
00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:37,263
? I never want to hear you say ?

453
00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:42,066
? That I want it that way ?

454
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:45,897
? Now that I see that
it's falling apart ?

455
00:16:45,932 --> 00:16:48,483
? From the way that we used to be ?

456
00:16:48,518 --> 00:16:49,949
? Yeah ?

457
00:16:49,984 --> 00:16:53,988
? No matter the distance,
I want you to know ?

458
00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:57,992
? That deep down inside of me ?

459
00:16:58,027 --> 00:17:00,286
�? You are

460
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:03,790
You are ?

461
00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:06,382
Don't wanna hear you!

462
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:09,928
? Ain't nothing but a heartache ?

463
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:14,175
? Tell me why, ain't
nothing but a mistake ?

464
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,350
? Tell me why ?

465
00:17:15,385 --> 00:17:18,972
? I never want to hear you say ?

466
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:23,399
? I want it that way ?

467
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:26,291
? Tell me why, ain't
nothing but a heartache ?

468
00:17:26,326 --> 00:17:29,114
In that moment, I realized
everyone in that school

469
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,692
was truly lucky to have my uncle

470
00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:32,235
looking out for them...

471
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,910
Especially my family.

472
00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:35,613
Oh, honey, that was amazing!

473
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:37,574
Mom, stop, you're embarrassing me.

474
00:17:37,609 --> 00:17:47,215
? I want it that way ?

475
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,752
I can't believe that just happened.

476
00:17:52,787 --> 00:17:54,924
The entire school was on her side.

477
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,307
You did that, John.

478
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,935
Hmm, all in a day's work.

479
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,228
[Sighs] ? You are my fire ?

480
00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:03,308
Anyways, I should get
home. My bird needs me.

481
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,983
John, wait.

482
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:09,195
Look, I was an idiot to
say you had a sad life.

483
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:12,025
I never realized how amazing
it was until I got here.

484
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,074
Come on.

485
00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:15,743
You help these kids every day,

486
00:18:15,778 --> 00:18:17,655
just like you always tried to help me,

487
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:18,830
except I never listened

488
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,082
because I always wanted to try and prove

489
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:23,870
that I was strong enough to
handle everything on my own.

490
00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:26,296
Luce, you're the
strongest person I know.

491
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:31,127
I'm not. I'm alone with two
teenage girls, and the truth is,

492
00:18:31,162 --> 00:18:33,720
I can use all the help I can get.

493
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:36,591
I'll always be here to
help you. You know that.

494
00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:39,434
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

495
00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:41,179
? Tell me why, ain't nothing
but a heartache ?

496
00:18:41,214 --> 00:18:42,931
? Tell me why, ain't
nothing but a mistake ?

497
00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:44,856
And maybe it's time you admit

498
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,858
you could use a little help yourself.

499
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,729
? Tell me why, I never
want to hear you say ?

500
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:52,030
Wow, that's a lot of trophies.

501
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,025
Yeah, well, turns out you were right.

502
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,401
At the end of the day,
it doesn't really matter.

503
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:56,694
They're just plastic.

504
00:18:56,729 --> 00:18:58,870
No, I was wrong.

505
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,455
They represent the life of a coach

506
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:02,825
who taught thousands
of kids to be the best.

507
00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,834
Sorry, I'm not a coach anymore.

508
00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:08,915
No. You're more than a coach.
You're the best teacher we got.

509
00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,673
You mean that?

510
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,092
When I saw Felicia playing dodgeball,

511
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:15,672
feeling good about
herself, I got jealous.

512
00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:16,930
Your way worked.

513
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:20,468
- So, I won the challenge.
- There was no challenge.

514
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,575
But if there was... Okay, yeah, you won.

515
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,390
- Ha ha!
- ? Don't wanna hear you say ?

516
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,773
�No, what? �Ha ha.

517
00:19:26,808 --> 00:19:28,810
- �Oh, too tight.
- �Ah, Coach hugs hard.

518
00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:31,194
Turns out, my uncle was right.

519
00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:33,321
We all need to support
each other to succeed.

520
00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:37,318
And thanks to Coach, I realized
I can let go of my anger...

521
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,279
- �Strike three!
- And become a champion.

522
00:19:39,314 --> 00:19:42,038
That's my baby! I made her!

523
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,873
And my mom learned
that help can come from

524
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:46,125
the most unlikely of places.

525
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,162
And Gigi showed everyone,

526
00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:50,703
there's nothing wrong
with just being yourself.

527
00:19:50,738 --> 00:19:53,174
'Cause in the end, we're
stronger together...

528
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:54,431
- Than we are alone....
- Hey, can I sit here?

529
00:19:54,432 --> 00:19:55,808
That as a school,

530
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:58,513
as a family, we can do anything.

531
00:19:58,548 --> 00:20:01,050
John, we need to talk.

532
00:20:01,085 --> 00:20:03,553
I am outraged by the
lack of Goldberg content

533
00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:04,769
in the alumni magazine.

534
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,180
Unh�unh, ma'am, you
can't just walk up into

535
00:20:06,215 --> 00:20:07,522
the head of school's office.

536
00:20:07,557 --> 00:20:09,413
If you want to make an
appointment with this man,

537
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:11,269
you have to make an
appointment with me first.

538
00:20:11,304 --> 00:20:13,236
Now, come on, with your cute dress.

539
00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:15,273
? Tell me why, I never
want to hear you say ?

540
00:20:15,308 --> 00:20:16,531
New hire?

541
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:20,028
Yeah, it's my sister.
�My actual sister.

542
00:20:20,063 --> 00:20:22,447
- ? I want it that way ?
- I like her.

543
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,871
- ? Tell me why ?
- Me, too.

544
00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:27,722
? Ain't nothing but a heartache ?

545
00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:31,504
? Tell me why, ain't
nothing but a mistake ?

546
00:20:31,539 --> 00:20:33,750
Rick! Rick!

547
00:20:33,785 --> 00:20:35,133
What are you doing?

548
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:38,855
You said my way works. No
trees means no tree people.

549
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:39,922
I meant talk to these kids.

550
00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:41,799
Let them feel that they
can make a difference.

551
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,975
All right, let's try that, then.

552
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,345
Come on, kids. Let's get to learning.

553
00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:50,148
? Ain't nothing but a mistake ?

554
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,518
Isn't that Burgundy Lightning, John?

555
00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:55,688
Yes, it is, Coach. Yes, it is.

556
00:20:55,723 --> 00:21:00,068
? I want it that way ?

557
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,460
_

558
00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:05,907
I try to set a tone
where they can come in

559
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:06,908
and see me about anything.

560
00:21:06,943 --> 00:21:11,450
_

561
00:21:11,485 --> 00:21:14,472
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562
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,088
_

563
00:21:21,453 --> 00:21:23,419
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564
00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,385
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565
00:21:25,386 --> 00:21:31,623
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